* @jothorp (hiding an item behind him): "Hungry?" Me (suspicious) "Maybe?" @jothorp: "Hungry enough for..." *presents food* "ARBY'S?" #fb
* RETWEETRAWR! RT @benmcgraw: @Tidus RERAWR
* Apple's latest modification of an existing product... the iFad. #fb
* Robin Hood isn't Gladiator 2! In Gladiator, Crowe's a mistakenly identified soldier fighting tyranny. In Robin Hood... Fuck.
* It's a thousand miles... back to you... I still feel like home is in... your arms... #fb (@ Zombie Defense Fortress)
* I think that I just drove over someone's recently lost tire chain. 30 miles to Reno! #fb
* Driving a full 24' truck from San Mateo to Stagecoach, NV (again). It's raining, and there will be snow during the drive. Exciting! #fb
* This 2007 Hess Small Block Syrah is a fuck-me wine. <3 All of you should be drinking this smoky, bold love potion. #fb