* "Yo! I wanna take you to a gay bar! I wanna take you to a gay bar! I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar!"
* I'm invading... er, exploring... the Half Moon Bay Ritz-Carlton, its golf course, and the nearby beaches with @agius and @Clarissy. #fb
* I never expected to need a break from online social transports, but stranger things have happened. I'll see ya all later. #fb
* I'm expecting to use a lot of cell phone minutes today. Fun fun. I'm glad that I have Sprint's "Any Mobile, Anytime" plan option. #fb
* Apparently, I look more stupid than I am. Tomorrow should prove to be at least somewhat interesting. #fb
* I'm driving my drunk friend home in his gorgeous new BMW 335i. This is the easiest stick shift I've ever driven. I WANT this car. #fb
* ZOMG Seventh room party tonight!!!11one #fb
* Seriously. Put on your big girl panties and TALK to people you have a problem with. I am SO done with this passive aggressive shit. #fb