* You can tell the party you attended was epic when you wake up on a couch with an empty shot glass still in your hand. #fb
I wanna see a nativity scene with a little plastic Kanye West interuppting it.
* I have SEVEN parties to go to between now and 11:00pm Sunday. Half of me is saying, "fuck yeah", and half is saying "fuck my life". #fb
* Never have I ever played the drinking game "Never Have I Ever" without getting trashed. XD Good morning! How's your weekend going? #fb
* The Bay Bridge looks like Silent Hill right now. <3 All I see is cars, mist, gray fog, and gray cables/arches in every direction. #fb
* I've already seen my first accident (in Napa... minor, thankfully) on my rainy, cloudy drive to San Francisco. I hope it's the last. #fb
* Sometimes, things have a destiny. In this particular case, the destiny of my Tito's vodka is in my belly. The future looks bright. #fb
* Wait wait... when did they come out with 240Hz LCD televisions...? o.O Isn't 120Hz already so smooth that it's sometimes trippy...? #fb