* I'm shirtless on a dirt road, driving a muddy truck, and wearing a cap after harvesting today's eggs. Am I a redneck now? #fb
* I don't want to stop petting these eight lovely kittehs and start doing heavy lifting, but I must. Time to burn calories! #fb
* I'm lying down in my Stagecoach, NV destination surrounded by purring cats. Sweet dreams, tweeters. Good luck, @bart415. #fb
* Nevada is picturesque. Few cars, snow all over, serene and beautiful. Blasting this trance music complements it so well. #fb
* @jothorp 'n I got a Venti latte, coffee, salad, sammich, large pizza, Jumbo Jack, fries, lemonade, 'n ice tea. UNDER $20. #fb
* I'm on 80 East, heading to @jothorp's zombie defense fortress... er, compound... in Stagecoach, Nevada. See ya next week! #fb
* Believe it or not, the tweet you're reading is my 10,000th. Scary. No, I'm not going to do 10,000 shots to celebrate it. #fb
* Maybe it's just me, but I didn't know Formspring was a necessary tool (or even useful) for anyone to "ask me anything". #fb